Listeria Week #6: Christmas Creepy

#XmasCreepy

It’s December and we all know what that means! It seems like the Christmas decorations come out earlier and earlier every year. I’m sure everyone still had their Halloween decorations displayed this time last year, right?

So, to celebrate “Christmas Creep,” this week’s Listeria topic is Christmas Creepy. Tell us your about the creepiest Christmas imagery your funny mind can dream up. For example:

Ernie the Seven-Fingered Cash4Gold Elf

Cigar Store Santa

Rudolph the Shit-Faced Reindeer

To play, post your own on Twitter to @pasquinade with the hashtag #XmasCreepy, comment on the post on our Facebook page, or comment here. I encourage you, as well, to share this post freely. Previous weeks, listed below, are still open. The more folks playing the game, the more fun everyone has reading them. Then, just kick back with some spiked egg nog, don your ugliest Christmas sweater, and enjoy the fun.

Maybe one of your posts will be featured in the next ebook issue of National Pasquinade.

Previous Weeks:

Week #5: Turkey Bands

Week #4: Mock the Terrorists

Week #3: Things to Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Hour

Week #2: Rejected Old Wives’ Tales

Week #1: New Fears That a 2017-20 Republican Presidency Would Bring

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