2017 didn’t have a lot going for it. There were an increasing number of mass shootings, America transitioned into a bad reality show hosted by an angry old orangutan with tiny hands, and all of it costs more than it did in 2016.
But it’s a New Year. We have 365 days ahead of us. 365 potentially winning days. So break out the crystal ball, open that fresh deck of tarot cards, and put on those psychic mittens. Whatever it takes to prognosticate the winners of the next year. Thanks to Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) for suggesting this one.
The Winners of 2018
- Pfizer. Again.
- La La Land… wait, no, it’s Moonlight. Again.
- The hare, finally.
To play, post your own answers on Twitter to @pasquinade with the hashtag #2018WillBeWonBy, comment on the post on our Facebook page, or comment here. I encourage you, as well, to share this post freely. The more folks playing, the more there is to enjoy.
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