This installment of Listeria was submitted by the Midnight Tree Bandit. He lives in Maine. Maine has already seen a great deal of snow this season. When huge amounts of snow fall, schools will close and students get to stay home; employers will sometimes grant their employees a day off from work. The above has been stated to give some context to this installment of Listeria to hashtaggers playing in Florida.
How to Spend a Snow Day
- Build a snow effigy of Donald Trump and hit it with a flamethrower, screaming “This is the best meltdown ever! No body melts down like me!”
- Figure out how to make a snow devil
- Add stunt ramps to the local snowmobile trails
To play, post your own answers on Twitter to @pasquinade with the hashtag #SnowDayActivities, comment on the post on our Facebook page, or comment here. I encourage you, as well, to share this post freely. The more folks playing, the more there is to enjoy.